Himesh Besharmiya

Presenting - the hit of the century. Himesh Chipmunk Besharmiya’s Lut Jaaon from Karzzz. Enjoy!

Remember the tu-solah baras ki, main satrah baras ka from Karz?

Our own Himesh Besharmiya ji, or Reshammiya if you prefer calling him, will be recreating that magic. And we have stills of him in the movie- Karzzzz. Oh-my-God - how handsome and young he looks!

He just looks like a teenager in college. Oh such a sexy roke star! he has all his hair back in place - and lots of it. Insiders say it’s a local transplant - every growth from his chest has been stuck on to the head.

Plus, he has managed to lose over 10 kilos in the past few months - and he’s now ready to hit the gym for that 6 pack.

Move over Sonu Nigam - your Julius Scissor look is no match. Himesh Besharmiya ji simply rokes with the 17-year old look!

UPDATE: Meg finds this lollipop gem for us.

Himesh Besharmiya ji, or Reshammiya has gone ahead with the posters his upcoming release - Karzzzz (Karz with for four zzzz). Here’s a preview of what’s outstanding, only for Besharmiya fans.

Yet another International fan of Himesh Besharmiya ji is here. And this times he comes right from Bikini Bottom, the Pacific depths. As a thank you gesture to Shri Spongebob, Himesh Besharmiya will be personally going to Bikini Bottom for a live concert during his world tour. Special costumes, including square shaped pants are being designed for this special occasion. Check out the video below.

Himesh Reshammiya-Besharmiya ji has been working hard to recreate the magic of Kajra re for his new film with Pooja Bhatt, where he will of course act, compose and sing. And now for all his fans, Besharmiya ji has personally released the new look that he has planned for the upcoming movie, titled KajraRe.  The new look has been designed by Rupa Chaddha, who was responsible for the “Aap ka Surroor” look. Besharmiya ji has lost over 11 kilos just for Kajraare.  Aishwarya Rai Bachchan now has some serious competition.

Thank you Besharmiya ji, we love your kare kare nainas.

Shri Himesh Besharmiya sends in his best wishes to all his fans on Dashera. Hope evil keeps dominating the good deeds.

Thanks to Himesh Besharmiya (or Reshammiya, if you still prefer that old-fashioned name), a huge number of fans have tuned into Bollywood music. To thanks all you Besharmiya fans, Mr. Himesh Besharmiya ji, himself has announced the “Besharmiya Sa-Re-Naak-Se-Ga Challenge 2007“. Auditions are now open and all you need to do is send in your recording - any Besharmiya number will do.  The finalists will be invited to a 52 episode programme on Zee Television. Voting will be through SMS votes, which will not be counted in any case. 

We already have received a few entries. Videos of budding Besharmiyas are below:

Beleive it or not, our beloved Himesh Besharmiya (Or Reshammiya, if you still prefer to call him) has now gone ahead and added yet another feather to his cap (no pun). He has now been awarded the World Wardrobe Malfunction Award beating strong contenders like Janet Jackson, Lindsay Lohan  and Candice Michelle . Way to go Himesh! We are proud of you!

Anwar is the latest fan amongst the growing Himesh Besharmiya fans. And here he tries to work out - using his unique analytical skills - on where exactly Besharmiya’s brains are located.

Here’s the latest on Himesh Besharmiya. With his popularity soaring, he has managed a lucrative contract - where he will be endorsing a leading international brand. Commercials featuring Himesh will run in 122 countries across the world. Here’s a preview of a creative done by the agency McCann Erickson for him.

Mr. Himesh Besharmiya has conveyed his extreme displeasure at people mocking him and making spoof videos like the one below. At Beshrmiya.com, we echo his sentiments. How can one exchange Khajoor, or dates for chocolates? Really disgusting stuff by Himesh Reshammiya bashers.

Just found the ultimate tribute to Himesh Besharmiya. For all Saregamapa fans - this is precisely what is called versatility.

Right before the release of the megaaheet Aap Kaa Surroor, Himesh Besharmiya walked into a dargah wearing a burkha. Of course that is old news. He didn’t want to get mobbed by his hundreds of his besharam fans. But then he still got caught - the media wondered how Himesh Reshamiyya, now rechristened Besharmiya, could get recoginised while wearing a burkha.

At Besharmiya.com, we now have the real scoop behind what had happened. Can you blame the poor guy if he simply forgot to take off his trademark cap?

Himesh Besharmiya - formerly Himesh Reshammiya, has announced the first ever Besharmiya Awards for 2007 - a prestigious title that goes to the Biggest Besharam of the year. The final winner will be decided by public voting.

Himesh Besharmiya reserves all rights to count or not count votes, manipulate results and decide the winner solely on his discretion, if he feels things are not going his way.

So Ladies and Gentlemen, here the the nominees for the Besharmiya Awards 2007

Ismail Besharmiya: Himesh’s foe-turned-friend. Two people who simply can’t stand each other last Saregamapa season are are now the best of buddies. Reminds us of Ajit Singh, who knows exactly when to shift loyalties. His besharam backing of Himesh has got him not just this nomination, but a lucrative contract from Bhushan Kumar at T-Series. Also a promise of Besharmiya performing at the dandia-show at Surat later this year.

HornyEek Beshramiya: Would have been ideal for the Budding Besharam of the Year award. But as there is no such category, he is nominated in the main list. His achievements as a besharam have been extraordinary. He went down on his knees to Dia Mirza, tried his luck with Mauli - who was a good foot-and-a-half taller than him. And then went on to yet again fall in love with Sumedha. All in a matter of a few episodes. Mentor Besharmiya is proud of his horny disciple.

Barnali Besharmiya: Okay, she is a paid by the House of Reshammiya, but one promising besharam. A moderator in popular forums, she simply can’t stand one word said against Himesh and will quickly delete posts and ban members who utter a single word against the rock star. Neither can we stand any Besharmiya bashing. As Himesh’s chamcha-in-chief, Barnali excels - she issues threats and has banned the mention of this site on IF forums! We are proud of you Ms. Barnali.

Subhash K. Besharmiya: Veteran music critic and now Himesh’s partner in more than one venture, he is the one who sends hecklers to Sonu Nigam concerts and bashes everybody who doesn’t sing with a nasal tone. The man who gave Besharmiya’s nose a phallic status - he would be the one man who would know the subject the best. A front runner for the Award.

Himesh Besharmiya: Once you are a besharam, it’s okay to nominate yourself in your own awards. Maybe we’ll give him a lifetime award and let others run for the competition.