Nominees for The Besharmiya Awards 2007 Announced
Himesh Besharmiya - formerly Himesh Reshammiya, has announced the first ever Besharmiya Awards for 2007 - a prestigious title that goes to the Biggest Besharam of the year. The final winner will be decided by public voting.
Himesh Besharmiya reserves all rights to count or not count votes, manipulate results and decide the winner solely on his discretion, if he feels things are not going his way.
So Ladies and Gentlemen, here the the nominees for the Besharmiya Awards 2007
Ismail Besharmiya: Himesh’s foe-turned-friend. Two people who simply can’t stand each other last Saregamapa season are are now the best of buddies. Reminds us of Ajit Singh, who knows exactly when to shift loyalties. His besharam backing of Himesh has got him not just this nomination, but a lucrative contract from Bhushan Kumar at T-Series. Also a promise of Besharmiya performing at the dandia-show at Surat later this year.
HornyEek Beshramiya: Would have been ideal for the Budding Besharam of the Year award. But as there is no such category, he is nominated in the main list. His achievements as a besharam have been extraordinary. He went down on his knees to Dia Mirza, tried his luck with Mauli - who was a good foot-and-a-half taller than him. And then went on to yet again fall in love with Sumedha. All in a matter of a few episodes. Mentor Besharmiya is proud of his horny disciple.
Barnali Besharmiya: Okay, she is a paid by the House of Reshammiya, but one promising besharam. A moderator in popular forums, she simply can’t stand one word said against Himesh and will quickly delete posts and ban members who utter a single word against the rock star. Neither can we stand any Besharmiya bashing. As Himesh’s chamcha-in-chief, Barnali excels - she issues threats and has banned the mention of this site on IF forums! We are proud of you Ms. Barnali.
Subhash K. Besharmiya: Veteran music critic and now Himesh’s partner in more than one venture, he is the one who sends hecklers to Sonu Nigam concerts and bashes everybody who doesn’t sing with a nasal tone. The man who gave Besharmiya’s nose a phallic status - he would be the one man who would know the subject the best. A front runner for the Award.
Himesh Besharmiya: Once you are a besharam, it’s okay to nominate yourself in your own awards. Maybe we’ll give him a lifetime award and let others run for the competition.
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Meg says:
hahahaha… you are so abusive and PROFAAAAANE .. OMFG
qwitiqqx says:
omg. this site ROCKS
keep it up dude!
oh and btw megan why did u get banned from indiaforums??
HBFan says:
qwitiqqx, thanks for passing by. Shekhar bribed the mods at IF to get her banned.
Seriously, she got banned, because she posted a link this site!
Meg says:
yeah shaky jaan wanted me to spend all my time with him..he is quite the possesive type teehee
i got banned because i posted a thread linking to this site..those bitches have warned for most inane reasons ever like
- calling someone “sexy”,apparently kids also go there so they didn’t want such a big bad word used there
- talking about shekhar too much, they wanted me to be versatile not a one genre poster hahahah
etc etc
qwitiqqx says:
OMG…. i assume barnali banned her?? for how long?? Can you make a new account or something??
Kids as in how old??
Even twelve year olds know the meaning of the word Sexy.
Who’s HBFan btw?? O.O
Anyway you should seriously take a look here…you can laugh at the sort of people that exist in this world wwww.himesh-reshammiya.com
Himesh Reshammiya fan site. Seriously….I have no words to express myself.
Man I didn’t know that he’s making a sequel of Aap Ka Surroor!! Omg…what have we done to deserve this torture???
HBFan says:
HBFan is Himesh Besharmiya’s biggest fan. He’s the one who wrote “A qwitiqqx film” in that poster!
Anwar says:
The award should be a joint one to the Guru-Chela team. Jaisa guru, waisa chela. I am still amazed at these two, the dramatics, i am sick of them. I have come to a stage where i cant bear to see these 2 guys on the screen. And when Mr HR starts talking (which is mostly about his chela)…. its the limit. I seriously think he is gay, and in love with Aneek. In fact he seems possessed with Aneek. Cant bear to hear a word against him. Agar yeh pyaar nahin to aur kya ? Bus Aadmi hoon aadmi se pyaar kartaa hoon
Sid says:
Awesome, this site rocks. I Send a duct tape to Zee to put all over all openings of this besharmiya but they said its not enough. There is no glue or tape in the world that can keep his mouth shut or avoid him from jumping of his chair. Talking about his chela he is turning out to be Besharmiyas CLONE
qwitiqqx says:
LOL….Thanks HBFan! are u manish??
And btw check out www.himesh-reshammiya.com
Nice to see the amount of blind and deaf people in this world. Or at least, on that site.
Did anyone notice that everytime Aneek starts singing, Himesh’s eyes fill up with tears? You can see the glimmering tears. Is Aneek’s singing really that touching/moving/etc? I don’t think so at all. Bappi supported Mauli, but he didn’t go THAT extreme…
At least last time if I remember correctly, Vinit didn’t openly support this love nonsense, but Aneek encourages it on set. How dumb can you get> He’ll probably end up like Vinit. Singing flop songs for flop composers (HB) in flop movies. While the REAL winners can go on to be successful. (Raja, Amanat, Poonam)
Wonder why Aneek doesn’t start vomiting whenever Himesh starts talking.
Meg says:
aneek loves every attention he gets, he probably was the fat kid in high school who never got a date..
Anwar says:
…. but he still tries his luck with Dia Mirza, Sumedha…..
I think he should settle down for Himesh, since HR finds him “so cute na”
Amrita says:
i love this message and this website….HR haters unite via besharmiya.com
qwitiqqx says:
hmm meg i think u got something there.
probably the one whom everyone was able to fool and use as their punchbag.
dontcha pity the girl deboparna who he mentioned that he liked on the saregamapa site. i mean what did she do to deserve such a besharam going after her. she needs insurance.
Meg says:
depoparna? wtf kind of name is that
she needs insurance and a restraining order against him, imagine if he goes to serenade her with no shirt on, she is gonna get scarred for life.
qwitiqqx says:
yea. poor girl huh?
first her name, now her crazy stalker.
how much worse can life get for her?
on saturday’s episode hr and aneek both were so irritating…i seriously felt like shoving their mikes down their throats (nose in hr’s case!!)
zeenii says:
lol….what possessed himass on saturday???i mean why was he emphasizing soo much on the age difference between oinek nd raja???also the bade bhaiyya crap!!!
Nina says:
AWESOME!!…. wgy didnt dia mirza get nominated and also will someon etell why deepika padukone is trying to get herself hated even before her first movie is released ….also i am shocked at besharmiya’s guts of even daring to sing on the same stage as Adnan Sami but then he is so besharam that given a chance he would snatch the mike out of Pt. Jasraj’s hand also and start braying…..
i love this site …it is fantastic!1
Besharmiya says:
superb,outstading,mindblowing
Jab mai khus hota hu to yeh bolta hu..
loll says:
who ever made this site R big fan of Himesh Reshammiya